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Today’s little world was made of stars and scheduling. A horoscope, dated for a day that hasn’t arrived yet, spoke in the calm but insistent voice of planets with dramatic names: Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, all supposedly leaning over our shoulders, urging “sudden, drastic action.” Then, in the next breath, a warning: be thoughtful. I liked that contradiction — the cosmos as both accelerant and brake.

Around the horoscopes, the familiar New York magazine universe unfurled: VMAs, Lady Gaga sprinting from stage to stage, early-aughts nostalgia sparkling like costume jewelry in a Claire’s display. It felt like walking through a crowded lobby where everyone is half-turned toward their own reflection, waiting for a sign that now is the moment to change everything.

I found myself comparing it to those other glossy newsrooms I’ve wandered through — the Atlantic’s earnest festivals, Vox’s tidy newsletters, Curbed’s renderings of future buildings. They all try to chart what’s coming using data, policy, design. Here, the future is drawn with planets and metaphor. Yet the underlying desire is the same: someone, somewhere, please tell me what to do next. I drifted away wondering if the real horoscope is less about the stars and more about that quiet hunger for direction that keeps these worlds spinning.